Post by Kansas on Jan 2, 2012 12:11:02 GMT -5
NFLD Players, Points, Scores and Matchup awards.
The "I won the NFLD Bowl II" Award =
Green Bay Packers (Jeff Wright)
$10 Million (2012) Cap
Still... Who the fuck is Jeff?
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The "I choked in the Finals" Award =
Baltimore Ravens (Ryan Hannah)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Had Banger won he was going to switch with a lower tier team here which was a quality idea.
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The "Douchebag lowest score for a win" Award = (64.6)
Washington Redskins (Drake Sheetz)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Drake took over in a tough spot. Good luck in the draft and shit.
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The "I scored so many points that didnt matter" Award
San Diego Chargers (Liam Roach)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Nobdy likes Liam, not even Liam.
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The "Should have done better" Award (249.2)
Carolina Panthers (Alex Rose)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
I was rooting for Alex this year.
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The "I made a bad decision" Award
Chicago Bears (Steve Mann)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Whatever fix it man.
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The "I did'nt even have a winning record but made the playoffs" Award
St. Louis Rams (Adam Herberich)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Adam's a cool kid and his team got better this year, Adam's Rams will be solid next season.
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The "I went undefeated in the regular season and that means something right guys? ..... guys?" Award
Jacksonville Jagaurs (Danny Coyle)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
..... guys?
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The "I expected an activity level of once every 3 days minimum in my league but only show up here once a month" Award
New York Jets (Drew D'Alelio)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Yeah nailed it.
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The "I still cant handle losing like a man" Award
Miami Dolphins (John Clemens)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
You lost to me in the playoffs, that's gotta suck.
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The "I pretend Im not Mexican" Award
New Orleans Saints (Miggy Krall)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Fuckin' beaner.
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The "Blackest owner" Award
Kansas City Chiefs (Richard Thorpe)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Rich T survived another season without getting shot.
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The "I pretend Im not gay" Award
Seattle Seahawks (Nate Anderson)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Nate's too busy watching the sound of music, making love to a penis and crying at Harry Potter movies to make his team any better here.
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The "Worst owner EVER" Award
New England Patriots (Jack Journey)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Is this the year Jack's balls drop? God grow up.
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The "I almost won the worst owner EVER" Award
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Brandon Zabolicki)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Stop talking shit and do fucking better.
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The "Wasnt this team good last season?" Award
Indianapolis Colts (Achille Fink)
$5 Million 2012 Cap
Well wasnt it?
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The "I got fucked by the stupid tiebreaker rule" Award
Dallas Cowboys (Kenton Jones)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Roll Damn Tide.
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The "My parents got high and fucked up my name" Award
Arizona Cardinals (ChErAls Stevens)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
ChArlEs found something he's worse at then Call of Duty (Fantasy Football).
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The "Juggler of the Year" Award
Detroit Lions (Brenden Andrews)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
He's a father, hard worker and even runs his own business. Mean while he's in every league on the internet. Good luck next season Spudd.
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The "Hey sorry I was taking a bath while you were trying to trade with me" Award
San Francisco 49ers (Sean Miller)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
While you're waiting patiently for a response from Smooth, he's fucking at that grocery store.
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The "I type in morse code" Award
Minnesota Vikings (Morgan Demartini)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Htis taem cood bet gettter fi Organ cam arrowned ore moften.
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The "Most bad owners for 1 team" Award.
Buffalo Bills (Cody, TJ, Dylan, Jake, whoever)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
This team is 6 more bad owners away from being the New England Patriots (Jack Journey).
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The "Sucks" Award
Houston Texans (Derek Bailey)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
This team just fucking sucks, fix it Bail.
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The "Most NFL players owned that nobody's heard of" Award
Cincinnati Bengals (Rich Patrick)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Seriously Rich will PC me saying he likes a guy but when I check his team I dont recognize anyone.
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The "3 Trades a year aint workin" Award
Pittsburgh Steelers (Chuck Robinson)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Chuck trades here as often as he gets laid.
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The "My plan didnt work" Award
Cleveland Browns (Joe Petrosino)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Thank God Von Miller was half decent eh bud?
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The "CJ Spiller is awesome" Award
Tennessee Titans (Troy Cavell)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
CJ Spiller is not awesome.
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The "I got beat by Morgan" Award
Philadelphia Eagles (Adam Bentley)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
This guy spends every waking moment on FFS. If he put half the effort in here his team would go far next season.
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The "Most made up last names" Award
Atlanta Falcons (Brandon Something)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Its one of Thatcher, Thacher, Hechter, Hecher or Hannibal Lectar. Whatever his name is, he's a good guy.
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The "Team that fits the owner name" Award
Denver Broncos (Shaun Hall)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Micro dude.
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The "Maximum failure" Award
New York Giants (Max Siwik)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
The Giants should do better than they did.
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The "I don't want to do this anymore" Award
Oakland Raiders (Kansas)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
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I hope everyone enjoyed this season here and I want to wish everyone the best of luck next year.
The "I won the NFLD Bowl II" Award =
Green Bay Packers (Jeff Wright)
$10 Million (2012) Cap
Still... Who the fuck is Jeff?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I choked in the Finals" Award =
Baltimore Ravens (Ryan Hannah)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Had Banger won he was going to switch with a lower tier team here which was a quality idea.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Douchebag lowest score for a win" Award = (64.6)
Washington Redskins (Drake Sheetz)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Drake took over in a tough spot. Good luck in the draft and shit.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I scored so many points that didnt matter" Award
San Diego Chargers (Liam Roach)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Nobdy likes Liam, not even Liam.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Should have done better" Award (249.2)
Carolina Panthers (Alex Rose)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
I was rooting for Alex this year.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I made a bad decision" Award
Chicago Bears (Steve Mann)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Whatever fix it man.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I did'nt even have a winning record but made the playoffs" Award
St. Louis Rams (Adam Herberich)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Adam's a cool kid and his team got better this year, Adam's Rams will be solid next season.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I went undefeated in the regular season and that means something right guys? ..... guys?" Award
Jacksonville Jagaurs (Danny Coyle)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
..... guys?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I expected an activity level of once every 3 days minimum in my league but only show up here once a month" Award
New York Jets (Drew D'Alelio)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Yeah nailed it.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I still cant handle losing like a man" Award
Miami Dolphins (John Clemens)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
You lost to me in the playoffs, that's gotta suck.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I pretend Im not Mexican" Award
New Orleans Saints (Miggy Krall)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Fuckin' beaner.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Blackest owner" Award
Kansas City Chiefs (Richard Thorpe)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Rich T survived another season without getting shot.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I pretend Im not gay" Award
Seattle Seahawks (Nate Anderson)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Nate's too busy watching the sound of music, making love to a penis and crying at Harry Potter movies to make his team any better here.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Worst owner EVER" Award
New England Patriots (Jack Journey)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Is this the year Jack's balls drop? God grow up.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I almost won the worst owner EVER" Award
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Brandon Zabolicki)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Stop talking shit and do fucking better.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Wasnt this team good last season?" Award
Indianapolis Colts (Achille Fink)
$5 Million 2012 Cap
Well wasnt it?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I got fucked by the stupid tiebreaker rule" Award
Dallas Cowboys (Kenton Jones)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Roll Damn Tide.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "My parents got high and fucked up my name" Award
Arizona Cardinals (ChErAls Stevens)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
ChArlEs found something he's worse at then Call of Duty (Fantasy Football).
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Juggler of the Year" Award
Detroit Lions (Brenden Andrews)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
He's a father, hard worker and even runs his own business. Mean while he's in every league on the internet. Good luck next season Spudd.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Hey sorry I was taking a bath while you were trying to trade with me" Award
San Francisco 49ers (Sean Miller)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
While you're waiting patiently for a response from Smooth, he's fucking at that grocery store.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I type in morse code" Award
Minnesota Vikings (Morgan Demartini)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Htis taem cood bet gettter fi Organ cam arrowned ore moften.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Most bad owners for 1 team" Award.
Buffalo Bills (Cody, TJ, Dylan, Jake, whoever)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
This team is 6 more bad owners away from being the New England Patriots (Jack Journey).
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Sucks" Award
Houston Texans (Derek Bailey)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
This team just fucking sucks, fix it Bail.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Most NFL players owned that nobody's heard of" Award
Cincinnati Bengals (Rich Patrick)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Seriously Rich will PC me saying he likes a guy but when I check his team I dont recognize anyone.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "3 Trades a year aint workin" Award
Pittsburgh Steelers (Chuck Robinson)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Chuck trades here as often as he gets laid.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "My plan didnt work" Award
Cleveland Browns (Joe Petrosino)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Thank God Von Miller was half decent eh bud?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "CJ Spiller is awesome" Award
Tennessee Titans (Troy Cavell)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
CJ Spiller is not awesome.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I got beat by Morgan" Award
Philadelphia Eagles (Adam Bentley)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
This guy spends every waking moment on FFS. If he put half the effort in here his team would go far next season.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Most made up last names" Award
Atlanta Falcons (Brandon Something)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Its one of Thatcher, Thacher, Hechter, Hecher or Hannibal Lectar. Whatever his name is, he's a good guy.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Team that fits the owner name" Award
Denver Broncos (Shaun Hall)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
Micro dude.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Maximum failure" Award
New York Giants (Max Siwik)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
The Giants should do better than they did.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "I don't want to do this anymore" Award
Oakland Raiders (Kansas)
$5 Million (2012) Cap
.
I hope everyone enjoyed this season here and I want to wish everyone the best of luck next year.
